Trending For All the Wrong Reasons

31 Jan

Last night, as I was trolling along the twittersphere, I saw a topic trending that I’ve never seen before: Kendrick Perkins. As an NBA fan, I’m all too aware of the Kendrick Perkins jokes, you know that he never smiles, and that his face scares babies and all that, so I thought it had got T’d up and run from last nights game for, uh, his game face. So I clicked on Perk’s name to see what all the fuss was about. Damn. What I saw when I clicked on his name gave me nightmares. Nightmares of a tall, light-skinned gentleman with burnt orange curls, freckles, and driving a Kia. It was Blake Griffin. I had this nightmare once before, about a year ago, when he chopped down Timofy Mozgov. You would think that someone, a good defender like Perkins no less, would know better to jump in front of a freight train and try to stop it. But alas, Kendrick Perkins has deleted his twitter account, and I imagine is trying to move on from the humiliation, but the 24hr news cycle and countless youtube videos wont let him. So instead of humiliating Perk further, I’m gonna pay homage to the man who paved the way for Blake Griffin: Shawn Kemp. Shawn Kemp was putting fools on posters while before Blake was a twinkle in his parents eyes. So remember this kids, if you dont want to end up on a poster, or trending for all the wrong reasons, dont step in front of Blake Griffin. And with that, I’ll leave you with 10 of Shawn Kemp’s greatest facials:Shawn Kemp facials <——click the link!

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